Morning Coffee: Vomiting in elevators, urinating off roofs: the worst employer in finance. Michael Klein's unlikely return
Bankers often travel to meet clients, and sometimes they do so in groups. Bankers also attend off-sites and conferences, which sometimes involve them staying together in hotels. On these occasions, inappropriate behaviour does occur, but for the most part people employed by major banks have got the message: strip clubs, drunkenness and lewd activities, particularly involving junior female colleagues, will get you fired.
Employees at the US Federal Deposit Insurance Corp (FDIC), which is charged with regulating US banks, have not only failed to get this message, but have had their Overton window of acceptable behaviour shifted so far towards extremes, that merely attending a strip club with colleagues on a work trip is considered completely normal.
The WSJ spoke to 100 current and former employees at the FDIC and their stories are a sorry testimony to the culture at the regulator, where staff are often on the road or training at the FDIC's own hotel and campus in Arlington. Female trainees complain of a drinking culture and relentless harassment by senior men touting dick picks and championing outings to strip joints. There's urinating off the roof and vomiting in the elevator, or vice versa. There's a tale of a compliance examiner who held a party in his room and became so drunk that colleagues felt they were trapped there and had to be rescued by security.
Women who didn't participate weren't promoted. Men who complained weren't heard. “It was just an accepted part of the culture,” says one former female employee at the regulator.
Nor does there seem much penitence among the perpetrators. One FDIC supervisor told the WSJ he'd attended a strip club with colleagues, but saw no reason why that was a problem. Another, who was demoted for his behaviour, said he hadn't invited colleagues to a sex cafe, just a strip joint.
The FDIC is saying all the right things. “Harassment in any form is contrary to the FDIC’s values and our deep commitment to fostering a diverse and inclusive workplace,” a spokeswoman told the WSJ. The agency is all about creating, a “safe and equitable environment where all employees can feel valued and respected,” the spokeswoman added.
Departed employees disagree. “There was no recognition that we were mistreated, no recognition that it was wrong, no recognition that the environment they placed us in was inappropriate,” says one former male examiner.
It's conceivable that the regulator needs some advice from banks on how to improve its culture...
Separately, Michael Klein, the M&A banker who this time last year was on track to sell his boutique to Credit Suisse for $210m, making a small fortune for himself in the process, has settled for a less exalted future.
The WSJ reports that Klein is launching a new investment bank focused on sports, media and entertainment deals. It will be formed by merging his existing advisory firm, M. Klein & Co, with Evolution Media Capital, a firm owned by the Creative Artists Agency. Klein says it's an opportune time.
It seems a curious departure for a banker previously known for oil and gas deals, but the Middle East sovereign wealth funds that love Klein are pouring money into sports and entertainment, so it presumably makes sense.
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